gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

(Source: reddit.com, via d0nn0)

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

(via unfriendlyblackhotteas)

stormofsnow:

What will stop straight white boys texting?

stormofsnow:

What will stop straight white boys texting?

(via ivelvetphobia)

babyhaims:

*sees dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever seen
*sees another dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever seen
*sees third dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever s

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shitshilarious:

GOTG spoilers

shitshilarious:

GOTG spoilers

(Source: ffunniestt)

lmaoalien:

ejaculot:

when someone says they dont like dogs

image

 

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missing-strings:

Can’t say my mom was too happy with my senior pictures…

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